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This is why you never dine alone at fancy restaurants:
“I told you: my date is just really, really late! And who asked you, anyway?”
And this is why the Regional Transport Authority should always spell out their name:

I’m sure it’s a pet name.

There’s a fitness center in Dallas with the tag line, “Redefining the Fitness Experience.” [...]

Brings bak memories of mah World Cup gloree dayz!

Oh, they’re feeling appreciated, alright.
Or at least in need of some red icing.

Thank goodness the Drink Club found a baker who really gets into the spirit(s):

(Hey, so that’s where the missing “c” went!)

Double your pleasure, double your pun: Hey, Glendale, your weight is over!
The question is: how do you define, “Bigest Loser?”

Say, does this next [...]

Whatevur floatz yer boatz.

B careful! Sum grumpy kittehz live in dose bubblez!

Recently Jen and I have been informed that we put up too many nerdy Sweets. Being the big ol’ nerds that we are, we hadn’t really noticed. I suppose it’s kinda like telling your local undertaker he wears too much black.
So, in order to cater to the needs of the [...]

Virgin Galactic are now taking bookings for astronauts! For $200,000 you get 3 days training in New Mexico and the two hour flight with another 5 or 7 astronauts. You will experience 3.5 Gs at 2,600mph at an altitude of 360,000 feet with five minutes of weightlessness.
Go to space

Loyal Henchpersons, it has come to my attention that some of you are now concerned about ordering a cake. You feel there’s no hope; that you’re doomed to receiving a Wreck no matter what precautions you take. And for some strange reason, I feel a little responsible for this.
Well, good news, cake consumers: I’m here [...]

Ai alwayz seez sum creepy guy in teh mirror (VIDEO)!

Made from recycled plastic bags and newspapers, minimal design, some of the dosh goes to India to promote fair wage employment, each one is unique. Brill.
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