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The holiday weekend approaches. And with it, the end of summer. It happens every year, so there’s no reason for us to be surprised. But that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t carry a hint of sadness with it. The briefest regret that perhaps we are forgetting something. Perhaps an opportunity was missed. All those items [...]

This is why you never dine alone at fancy restaurants:
“I told you: my date is just really, really late! And who asked you, anyway?”
And this is why the Regional Transport Authority should always spell out their name:

I’m sure it’s a pet name.

There’s a fitness center in Dallas with the tag line, “Redefining the Fitness Experience.” [...]

Brings bak memories of mah World Cup gloree dayz!

Oh, they’re feeling appreciated, alright.
Or at least in need of some red icing.

Thank goodness the Drink Club found a baker who really gets into the spirit(s):

(Hey, so that’s where the missing “c” went!)

Double your pleasure, double your pun: Hey, Glendale, your weight is over!
The question is: how do you define, “Bigest Loser?”

Say, does this next [...]

I guess Zach is sick. Get well soon, Zach! But his twin brother, Seth, filled in for his interview with Sean Penn.

Best one yet? Why does everything need to always be compared to everything else? Sometimes we should just be able to enjoy things for what they are in the moment that we are enjoying [...]

Whatevur floatz yer boatz.

Holy cow, you guys, can you believe a whole year has passed since the 2009 Jon Cryer Awards? How time flies when you’re having blogs (BARF BARF FART GUNSHOT BARF!). Anyhow, it is time once again for the world to celebrate the important work of Jon Cryer. And also Mariska Hargitay. Who wore it better?! [...]

B careful! Sum grumpy kittehz live in dose bubblez!

Recently Jen and I have been informed that we put up too many nerdy Sweets. Being the big ol’ nerds that we are, we hadn’t really noticed. I suppose it’s kinda like telling your local undertaker he wears too much black.
So, in order to cater to the needs of the [...]

[Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.]
The irony, the man thought, as he thrashed his arms and legs, trying desperately to keep his head above water, was that this was happening to him now, on a clear morning, with calm waters, [...]